Do you still have your period?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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