just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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