Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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