Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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