So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
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We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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