she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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