I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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