nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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