im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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