so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral