i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.