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If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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