Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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