I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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