she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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