I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I supernannyed him into submission
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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