So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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