More tranny stories later!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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