Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.