Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.