spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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