I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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