When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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