I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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