I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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