Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
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We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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