So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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