WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in