This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON