your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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