I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
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3pm strippers are depressing
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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