Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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