And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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