evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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