she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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