youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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