Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ok first of all what the fuck
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