Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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