Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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