Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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