THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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