um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
