ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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