i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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