so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We are all done wearing pants today
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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