i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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