Whod you bang
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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