i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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