is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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