drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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