1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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