At least make sure they are 18
Why
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
so let's talk penis.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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