Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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