Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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