is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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