Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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