YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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