We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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