doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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