Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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