dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
did you just send me my own nude
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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