Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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