I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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